“LOCK UP YOUR HUSBONDS AND SONS, HERE COMES THE NORWEGIAN MUMS! (And they ain’t no nuns!)

Jeg ler meg fillete. På fredag reiser jeg og min medsammensvorne chilenske chilipepper Priscila til Tel Aviv for å være DJ´s på en metal/rockeklubb der borte. Gleder meg som en blodhund! Ære være Priscila og hennes verdensomspennende nettverk som sørget for at dette gikk i boks. Samler sammen de aller beste rock og heavy låtene as we speak! Har du noen gode tips til meg så bomb meg ned :))

Priscila fikk en kompis (Steffen eller Skrappar om du vil) til å beskrive oss begge til eventet klubben skulle legge ut og det er noe av det gøyeste jeg har lest på lenge. I feel honoured!

 

“LOCK UP YOUR HUSBONDS AND SONS, HERE COMES THE NORWEGIAN MUMS!
(And they ain’t no nuns!)

The Daughters of Northern Darkness – tinnitustösene DJ PROXY & DJ SUZIFER – infamously known as Las Chupacabras – will play an exclusive and exotic disc jockey set consisting of a smokin’ blend of HEAVY METAL, EPIC DOOM, SCANDALOUS SKANDIROCK, WHIPPING THRASH and DYSLECTIC NWOBHM. This glorious event will take place at AFRICA in TEL-AVIV on the 30th of November 2013. 

DJ PROXY is best known in the Norwegian metal scene for her brilliant work as a concert organizer in Norway under the moniker “Proxy Management”, bringing in swank, underrated, killer bands to Oslo. She also works for boisterous bad boys such as Manilla Road, Morbid Saint and Deathhammer. 

DJ SUZIFIER is a flamboyant journalist, a muckraking femme fatale and a handywoman with “many balls in the air”, as we say in Norway. She has a twisted form for tumour humour, gets turned on by spying on halfnaked gardeners and loves playing music for drunk people while hailing the Gods of rock’n’roll with spastic moves and satanic grooves. 

These vicious vixens have an impeccable taste in music, and will leave you bastards wanting more, slaughtered in a pool of vomit, beer and gore.

Be there or be a rectangle with four sides of equal length.

Skrappar /Lobotomized